“Love keeps no record of wrongs, but our server logs do.”
“On the 8th day God created this web page. Then on the 9th day Adam lost it. Try your search for meaning again.”
via @shawnrgrimes
“The wages of sin leads to death. The wages of your typo leads to this page.”
“If you reached this page, you are going to hell. Please call our number immediately.”
“If you have questions about your salvation, please contact our network administrator.”
“Satan sent you here, didn’t he?”
